
Well, things didn’t work out for me romantically the first time around but that doesn’t mean things can’t be different for you. One small mistake can ruin everything in marriage and trust me my mistake was far from small. I had one job after we returned from the honeymoon, simply picking up the Thank you for the Wedding Gift cards. I think deep down I knew it was wrong, but I just grabbed some scabby thank you cards from the local market which I then sent to all our family and friends. Things were ok for a week or so, and then everything started to unravel just as people opened their mail and found that the thank you cards I sent were not Toe’s Town Thanks for the Wedding Gift cards.
Don’t judge me, sure I smoke like a chimney, have no friends, my family has disowned me, and my spouse is gone but I learned a valuable lesson. Make sure you give Toe’s Town Thanks for the Wedding Gift cards! There is hope however as I have purchased a shwack of Toe’s Town Apology cards and am confident I can restore my life to where it was prior to my life-altering bad decision. Thanks, Toe’s Town!!
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