Name: Toe's Town
Telephone: 1 833 699 2576
Rating: 5

Hey there! My name is Barbra and I want to tell you a little about Toe’s Town Valentine’s Day cards. Personally, I hate being tied down, but for those of you that have found that special someone these cards are fantastic. Rest assured your relational target will be “locked down” upon receipt of one of these cards, in fact, the only way out of a relationship after getting a Toe’s Town Valentine’s card is to give (or receive) a beautifully written and illustrated official “Toe’s Town I Think we are Through” card.

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The one thing we don’t joke about

We are anything but status quo at Toe’s Town, and have been very intentional in distancing our brand from how typical greeting card brands are presented and sold. You, and the people in your circle of influence are special and unique and deserve to be recognized as such. Giving a Toe’s Town card shines a light on the fact that you are anything but typical, you also understand that making someone laugh in today’s world can be more valuable than gold.

The content on this website is purely satirical, for comedic purposes only and any statements given or “advice” offered throughout the website should not be taken literally.

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Inherently there are risks associated with just about everything so good for you for reaching out. Most interactions go off, for the most part, without a hitch… If you're a Rep Agency, Retailer, Media Mogul, influencer, or just a fan of Toe’s Town we would love to hear from you, give us a shout at 1 833 699 2576