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I honestly don’t know if my husband is the funniest man alive or completely out of touch with reality. The things he does are truly hilarious, I’m just not sure whether the things he does are always intentional. That being said, if your man kinda fits into the same category you need to get him a Toe’s Town Birthday card that is specifically written and illustrated for my “Unpredictable Husband”. I mean if you wanted to be predictable you would have acquired a rooster at the outset, correct?

There you have it, any woman that does not have a rooster needs to purchase the Toe’s Town – Happy Birthday to my Unpredictable Husband card immediately.

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We are anything but status quo at Toe’s Town, and have been very intentional in distancing our brand from how typical greeting card brands are presented and sold. You, and the people in your circle of influence are special and unique and deserve to be recognized as such. Giving a Toe’s Town card shines a light on the fact that you are anything but typical, you also understand that making someone laugh in today’s world can be more valuable than gold.

The content on this website is purely satirical, for comedic purposes only and any statements given or “advice” offered throughout the website should not be taken literally.

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