Hey, you little ungrateful monsters, don't forget your granny's Birthday this year! In fact, you better get one of those Happy Birthday Granny cards from that great new company Toe’s Town, that would make her very happy. We all know if Granny is happy, Pop Pop’s life here is a dream, so unless you want me to take the white out to Granny’s and Pop Pop’s Will you would be wise to get one of those zany Toe’s Town Happy Birthday Granny cards.
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We are anything but status quo at Toe’s Town, and have been very intentional in distancing our brand from how typical greeting card brands are presented and sold. You, and the people in your circle of influence are special and unique and deserve to be recognized as such. Giving a Toe’s Town card shines a light on the fact that you are anything but typical, you also understand that making someone laugh in today’s world can be more valuable than gold.
The content on this website is purely satirical, for comedic purposes only and any statements given or “advice” offered throughout the website should not be taken literally.
Inherently there are risks associated with just about everything so good for you for reaching out. Most interactions go off, for the most part, without a hitch… If you're a Rep Agency, Retailer, Media Mogul, influencer, or just a fan of Toe’s Town we would love to hear from you, give us a shout at 1 833 699 2576
