Ok here is the deal, I almost lost my life because I never gave a Toe’s Town Thank You for the Encouragement card. That’s right, but thankfully by some miracle I’ve been given a second chance, so I thought it best to tell my story with the hope that nobody else suffers the same fate. You see, a “friend” encouraged me to take a job at a Heli Port he was managing; he said I would be a great asset. I later found out he was just too cheap to buy a forklift. What I didn’t know at the time was this “friends” encouragement was misguided. Here is the takeaway. If I would have sent my “friend” a Toe’s Town Thank You for the Encouragement card immediately following his job offer I would still have my Adam’s apple. It’s simple Toe’s Town Thanks for the Encouragement cards that have built-in BS detectors that won’t allow you to accept advice or information that is not in your best interest. Like a repelling magnet, your pen won’t be able to touch the card.
What a powerful tool these Toe’s Town cards! I have even heard your insurance premiums could be cut in half if you use Toe’s Town Thanks for the Encouragement cards.
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We are anything but status quo at Toe’s Town, and have been very intentional in distancing our brand from how typical greeting card brands are presented and sold. You, and the people in your circle of influence are special and unique and deserve to be recognized as such. Giving a Toe’s Town card shines a light on the fact that you are anything but typical, you also understand that making someone laugh in today’s world can be more valuable than gold.
The content on this website is purely satirical, for comedic purposes only and any statements given or “advice” offered throughout the website should not be taken literally.
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