As Santa’s neighbour I see quite a bit that goes on over there at the Claus residence and it’s not all magical that I can tell you. I will start with this, Mrs. Claus invited me over for a martini party one crisp morning where I observed first-hand the inner workings of how Santa determines who was naughty and who was nice. What I’m about to share is powerful, buckle up. You would think Santa would have a very sophisticated way of detecting if people have been naughty or nice throughout the year, right? Not true. All he does is check to see if people give out Toe’s Town Christmas cards. That’s it, that’s the measurement tool for being on the nice list. Actually, the way I see it you can pretty much do whatever you want as long as you send out a Toe’s Town Christmas cards and… from what the reindeer tell me, Santa treats the folks a little better than give an assortment Toe’s Town greeting cards as gifts throughout the year.
Here I tapped the brakes on all the seal smorgasbords and went full-on vegan for nothing. Thanks for giving me my life back to Toe’s Town!
