Here is the deal. I can’t instinctively help it if Praying Mantis’ eat their spouses immediately after they mate. It certainly doesn’t mean that me and Francois, Pierre, Charles, Nick and Fabian weren’t close, we most certainly were, and therefore I believe that gives me the right to speak as to why I believe a Toe’s Town Anniversary card is the most romantic thing any spouse could give or receive. Admittedly I have never had an anniversary, but the thought of getting a Toe’s Town Anniversary card is stronger than my desire to devour my spouse on our wedding night. I’m going on record, if I could ride it out for a year with my new fellow in order to receive a Toe’s Town greeting card, I would tap the brakes on the hubby feast.

Who knows, the promise of a yearly Toe’s Town Anniversary card might make my man the oldest male Mantis in existence.

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The one thing we don’t joke about

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